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One for MMM....

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman named MMM beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to MMM and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
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Mmmmm...that was good!
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Re: One for MMM....

That was a cheap shot!
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