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| Ewwwww.... TG. A man and his wife, Teachergirl are returning from holiday, while on holiday they decided to buy themselves some pets, he bought a snake while Teachergirl got a skunk. As they are passing through airport control they notice a sign which says "NO ANIMALS WILL BE ALLOWED THROUGH QUARANTINE" Slightly distressed Teachergirl turns to her husband and asks what they should do. After thinking hard for 5 minutes the man came up with a plan "what I'll do is tie the snake around my waist and try to pretend that it's a snake skin belt" "Yes" Teachergirl replies "but what about the skunk?" "I don't know, you'll just have to hide it up your skirt" "but what about the smell?" Teachergirl asks. To which the man replies "Look, if it dies it dies!"
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 | Re: Ewwwww.... TG. thender <  > teachergirl(thender, I think it is time for you to get a hobby)
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| Re: Ewwwww.... TG. Ohhhhh.... I've got several hobbies..... You're,.,., erm, ahem..... I mean, This is one of them.... 
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erm, ahem..... I mean....
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