05-14-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.     Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Lynnie...... Lynniebits walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells extra large size condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?" She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?
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| Recovering Gambling Addict  Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21
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| Re: Lynnie...... 
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05-15-2006
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| Frotch Central   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lincoln, Ne
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| Re: Lynnie...... not bad
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28
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| Re: Lynnie...... these are old, but still hilarious
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Lynnie...... Quote:
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| Fear me, if you dare!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 34
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| Re: Lynnie...... You know it!
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| Re: Lynnie...... They don't call William Hung for nothing!
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| Re: Lynnie...... Quote:
She Bangs! She Bangs! 
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05-16-2006
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!  Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re: Lynnie...... Whatever happened to William Hung anyway?
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| Re: Lynnie...... His 15 seconds of fame were up..."you're outta there!"
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 | Re: Lynnie...... Too bad all he has left to fall back on is being a nuclear scientist. Oh, when the mighty fall, they fall far.
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