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**Thender** · 05-14-2006

A young boy, Tony, goes to the zoo with his father. As they are passing the elephant exhibit the youngster looks over at the elephant.
After a few seconds he turns to his Dad and asks "Dad, what's that hanging down from the elephant?"
Tonys dad replies "That's his trunk son."
"No, no, Dad," says Tony, "at the back."
"Oh, that's his tail" replies his dad.
"No, Dad," Tony says, "Between his legs."
His dad looks over and replies "That's his penis, son."
Tony thinks about the answer for a minute, and then says to his father "Last week Mommy told me that was nothing."
"Well Tony," replies his dad, "You have to remember that your mother is a very spoiled woman."

**ob1** · 05-14-2006

Bada Bing!

**Thender** · 05-14-2006

He's probably gonna wanna kick my ass in the morning....

**Thender** · 05-14-2006

Love you Tony.... Long time.......

KUfan_Donnie · 05-14-2006

I think TT will chuckle at that (assuming he hasn't heard it before)

**Thender** · 05-14-2006

Heard what?

TNT_Tony · 05-15-2006

I can't really get mad seeing as how he made a thread for pretty much everyone.

2ox · 05-15-2006

I'll share my camel with you T.

TNT_Tony · 05-15-2006

^O..........kay.....

josh · 05-16-2006

?????

TNT_Tony · 05-17-2006

..............Wait, what?

**mike** · 05-17-2006

**Thender** · 05-18-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by TNT_Tony

I can't really get mad seeing as how he made a thread for pretty much everyone.

Why not??????

TNT_Tony · 05-19-2006

**mike** · 05-19-2006

TNT_Tony · 05-19-2006

**mike** · 05-19-2006

rrrrright

**Thender** · 05-19-2006

**ob1** · 05-19-2006

05-14-2006	#1
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,285 Throcks: 3,635.43 Thanks: 4,163 Thanked 4,408 Times in 1,181 Posts	Tonys turn..... A young boy, Tony, goes to the zoo with his father. As they are passing the elephant exhibit the youngster looks over at the elephant. After a few seconds he turns to his Dad and asks "Dad, what's that hanging down from the elephant?" Tonys dad replies "That's his trunk son." "No, no, Dad," says Tony, "at the back." "Oh, that's his tail" replies his dad. "No, Dad," Tony says, "Between his legs." His dad looks over and replies "That's his penis, son." Tony thinks about the answer for a minute, and then says to his father "Last week Mommy told me that was nothing." "Well Tony," replies his dad, "You have to remember that your mother is a very spoiled woman." __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. Last edited by Thender; 05-14-2006 at 07:07 PM.

05-14-2006	#2
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,345 Throcks: 1,368.14 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,224 Times in 282 Posts	Re: Tonys turn..... Bada Bing! __________________

05-14-2006	#3
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,285 Throcks: 3,635.43 Thanks: 4,163 Thanked 4,408 Times in 1,181 Posts	Re: Tonys turn..... He's probably gonna wanna kick my ass in the morning.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-14-2006	#4
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,285 Throcks: 3,635.43 Thanks: 4,163 Thanked 4,408 Times in 1,181 Posts	Re: Tonys turn..... Love you Tony.... Long time....... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-14-2006	#5
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480 Throcks: 332.24 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Tonys turn..... I think TT will chuckle at that (assuming he hasn't heard it before) __________________ One weekend survived

05-14-2006	#6
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,285 Throcks: 3,635.43 Thanks: 4,163 Thanked 4,408 Times in 1,181 Posts	Re: Tonys turn..... Heard what? __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-15-2006	#7
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,552 Throcks: 1,224.31 Thanks: 31 Thanked 757 Times in 161 Posts	Re: Tonys turn..... I can't really get mad seeing as how he made a thread for pretty much everyone. __________________ "He's gonna take you back to the past..... and play these shi**y games that suck ass."

05-15-2006	#8
2ox FREE OB1!!! Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,476 Throcks: 891.51 Thanks: 6 Thanked 381 Times in 85 Posts	Re: Tonys turn..... I'll share my camel with you T.

05-15-2006	#9
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,552 Throcks: 1,224.31 Thanks: 31 Thanked 757 Times in 161 Posts	Re: Tonys turn..... ^O..........kay..... __________________ "He's gonna take you back to the past..... and play these shi**y games that suck ass."

05-16-2006	#10
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,268 Throcks: 21.34 Thanks: 393 Thanked 288 Times in 57 Posts	Re: Tonys turn..... ????? __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

05-17-2006	#11
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,552 Throcks: 1,224.31 Thanks: 31 Thanked 757 Times in 161 Posts	Re: Tonys turn..... ..............Wait, what? __________________ "He's gonna take you back to the past..... and play these shi**y games that suck ass."

05-17-2006	#12
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,354 Throcks: 4,508.22 Thanks: 4,649 Thanked 1,753 Times in 437 Posts	Re: Tonys turn..... __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-19-2006	#14
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,552 Throcks: 1,224.31 Thanks: 31 Thanked 757 Times in 161 Posts	Re: Tonys turn..... __________________ "He's gonna take you back to the past..... and play these shi**y games that suck ass."

05-19-2006	#15
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,354 Throcks: 4,508.22 Thanks: 4,649 Thanked 1,753 Times in 437 Posts	Re: Tonys turn..... ^ __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-19-2006	#17
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,354 Throcks: 4,508.22 Thanks: 4,649 Thanked 1,753 Times in 437 Posts	Re: Tonys turn..... rrrrright __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

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05-19-2006	#18
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,285 Throcks: 3,635.43 Thanks: 4,163 Thanked 4,408 Times in 1,181 Posts	Re: Tonys turn..... ^^ __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-19-2006	#19
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,345 Throcks: 1,368.14 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,224 Times in 282 Posts	Re: Tonys turn..... ??? __________________