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| One for sndg311 A guy stops to visit his friend, sndg311, who is paralyzed from the waist down. sndg311 says, "My feet are cold. Would you get me my sneakers for me?" The guy goes upstairs, and there are sndg311s two gorgeous daughters. He says, "Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to fuck you." The first daughter says, "That's not true." He says, "I'll prove it." He yells down the stairs, "Both of them?" sndg311 yells back, "Of course, both of them."
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| Jedi SlaveBoy  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: One for sndg311 Once again---> lol!
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| Recovering Gambling Addict  Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21
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| Re: One for sndg311 That was very funny--thanks thender!
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| Re: One for sndg311 You're very welcome Donnie..... 
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| Re: One for sndg311 someone was a bit bored this afternoon
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| Re: One for sndg311 ^Try bored AND drunk... A terrible combo
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| Re: One for sndg311 Yep!!!! Yep!!!!! Now what the hell do ya mean??????
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