05-14-2006
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| And for Josh.... Josh, dying from thirst, was crawling through the desert. He crawled over a hill and sees a little bar surrounded by cars. He crawls in the front door and up to the bar. He chokes out the word, "Water!" The bartender looks at him and says, "Got any money?" Josh shakes his head no and again says, "Water!" The bartender says, "No money, no water." Josh looks around and spots a spittoon. He tells the bartender, "Guess I'll have to drink this." The bartender replies, "Be my guest, no money, no water." Customers see Josh drinking out of the spittoon, start getting sick and start rushing out the door in droves. The bartender gets alarmed and tells Josh to stop, saying he was just kidding. Josh keeps on drinking. By now the bartender is in a panic as the place is almost empty. He pleads with Josh to stop drinking. As the last customer leaves Josh puts the spittoon down and wipes his mouth off. The bartender asks, "Why did you keep on drinking? I told you I was just kidding." Josh responds, "I couldn't stop." "Why not?" the bartender asks. Josh replies, "Cause it was all one long string!"
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| kenobi  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: And for Josh.... Nastyyy! 
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| Re: And for Josh.... Admit it.... You're thirsty now..... 
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05-15-2006
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| Re: And for Josh.... 
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| Re: And for Josh.... 
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05-15-2006
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| Dried Pug Jerky !!!!!!!  Listens: Z92 - Omaha, NE Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: And for Josh.... That was just gross,but funny.
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05-16-2006
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 32
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| Re: And for Josh.... You are most welcome... 
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