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 | Thender's Going to A Very Bad Place Thender dies (oh so sad) and goes to Hell, and the devil greets him. "You may choose which room you wish to enter. Whichever you choose, the person in that room will switch with you. They'll go to heaven and you'll take over until somebody switches with you. So go on, pick a room." The devil leads him to the first room where someone is tied to a wall and is being whipped. The second room has someone being burned. The third has a man getting a blowjob by a naked woman. "I choose this room!" thender yells.  "Very well," the devil says. He walks up to the woman and taps her on the shoulder. "You can go now. I've found your replacement."
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| Re: Thender's Going to A Very Bad Place Old, old joke.... But a classic!   Now it's on...... 
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| Re: Thender's Going to A Very Bad Place Jeesh! I'm not as OLD as you, so I didn't realize it was an OLD joke!
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| Re: Thender's Going to A Very Bad Place That's not my problem....... 
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| Re: Thender's Going to A Very Bad Place I would list all of your problems, but Dave said I need to stop being such an insipid hag
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| Re: Thender's Going to A Very Bad Place insipid hag?????? I wouldn't go that far....
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| Re: Thender's Going to A Very Bad Place Well, we just won't discuss how "far" I would go
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| Re: Thender's Going to A Very Bad Place How far??? How far?????
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| Re: Thender's Going to A Very Bad Place Depends on the alcohol content
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| Re: Thender's Going to A Very Bad Place One bottle, two bottle, three bottle, FOUR!!!!!...
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