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| Donnies puppy.... On preparing to return home from an out of town trip, Donnie got a small puppy as a present for his son. Not having time to get the paperwork to take the puppy on board, Donnie just hid the pup down the front of his pants and sneaked him on board the airplane. About 30 minutes into the trip, a stewardess noticed Donnie shaking and quivering. "Are you okay, sir?" asked the stewardess "Yes, I'm fine," said Donnie. Later, the stewardess noticed Donnie moaning and shaking again. "Are you sure you're alright sir?" "Yes," said Donnie, "but I have a confession to make. I didn't have time to get the paperwork to bring a puppy on board, so I hid him down the front of my pants." "What's wrong?" asked the stewardess. "Is he not house trained?" "No, that's not the problem. The problem is he's not weaned yet!"
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| Re: Donnies puppy.... You are a bad boy... 
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| Re: Donnies puppy.... I know, I know..... You need to spank me.....
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| Re: Donnies puppy.... Yes! I need to be spanked like the bad boy I am.....
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| Re: Donnies puppy.... Quote:
Well bend over...... I'll spank you like the bad boy you are.......
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| Re: Donnies puppy.... Yes mamn!!!!! I am bent over!!!! Just for you!!!!! I'm bad! I'm bad! I'm bad! I'm bad!
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Does that hurt bad boy?
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| Re: Donnies puppy.... Yes! It hurts!!!! It hurts so GOOD!!!!!!! Like it really should!!!!
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| Re: Donnies puppy.... I don't know whether to laugh or cry...amusing all the same though Thanks 'ender!
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| Re: Donnies puppy.... I'll think up one better for ya dude....  Just the same.... You had better be laughing!!!!
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