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2ox · 05-15-2006

One day a poor sad paraplegic woman sat on the bank of the missouri in her wheelchair sobbing quietly when thender came close to her and asked why she was crying. well im afraid i will never find love. ive never had a kiss before. so thender proceeds to kiss the lovely but unfortunate woman. she seemed to react well to his affection but she began to cry again saying how no man had ever taken her into his arms before. so thender picked her up and held her close. she was beginning to come around and seemed happier. then she began to sink again. thender asked her what was the matter. she told him that she had never had sex before and wanted to be screwed hard. thender was more than willing to oblige her and he rushed to river bank, tossed her in the water and called out to her "YOUR TOTALLY SCREWED NOW!!!!"

cmunic8r · 05-15-2006

Sounds like some shiat I'd do

**Thender** · 05-15-2006

An oldie but a goodie 2ox..

Cept I wouldn't of said screwed......

**ob1** · 05-15-2006

Nice one ox!

**mike** · 05-15-2006

That's the heartless bastard 'ender is!!

**Thender** · 05-15-2006

Yes I am......

**mike** · 05-15-2006

That's why your part of the gang!!

**Thender** · 05-15-2006

Gee, and all this time I thought it was my good looks.....

Chubby · 05-15-2006

That poor old lady. She just wanted to get some.....

**mike** · 05-15-2006

She just couldn't talk, or move.

**Thender** · 05-15-2006

She got some......water.

teachergirl · 05-15-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by thender

Gee, and all this time I thought it was my good looks.....

That's the funniest joke you've posted yet!

**Thender** · 05-15-2006

^Ha ha.... quit it. you're killing me.... no, seriously..... ow, my sides.....

teachergirl · 05-15-2006

You did say you liked it rough...of course, you said it to mike, so I don't really know where I fit in

**Thender** · 05-15-2006

I take it any way I can get it..... From who ever wants to give it to me....

teachergirl · 05-15-2006

Why do I have this sudden image of a goat?

**Thender** · 05-15-2006

No goats. I don't have a pair of rubber boots anymore....

Lynniebits · 05-15-2006

Always thinking of others you are thender!

**Thender** · 05-15-2006

Yes I am!

And you are?

TNT_Tony · 05-15-2006

Good one, 'ox

josh · 05-17-2006

05-15-2006	#1
2ox FREE OB1!!! Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,475 Throcks: 882.69 Thanks: 6 Thanked 371 Times in 84 Posts	Compassionate thender One day a poor sad paraplegic woman sat on the bank of the missouri in her wheelchair sobbing quietly when thender came close to her and asked why she was crying. well im afraid i will never find love. ive never had a kiss before. so thender proceeds to kiss the lovely but unfortunate woman. she seemed to react well to his affection but she began to cry again saying how no man had ever taken her into his arms before. so thender picked her up and held her close. she was beginning to come around and seemed happier. then she began to sink again. thender asked her what was the matter. she told him that she had never had sex before and wanted to be screwed hard. thender was more than willing to oblige her and he rushed to river bank, tossed her in the water and called out to her "YOUR TOTALLY SCREWED NOW!!!!"

05-15-2006	#2
cmunic8r Perma Pre-Schooler Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Baghdad - displaced Bellevueian (or is it -ite?) Posts: 2 Throcks: 220.05 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Compassionate thender Sounds like some shiat I'd do

05-15-2006	#3
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,222 Throcks: 3,532.52 Thanks: 4,011 Thanked 4,174 Times in 1,118 Posts	Re: Compassionate thender An oldie but a goodie 2ox.. Cept I wouldn't of said screwed...... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-15-2006	#4
ob1 ...the Clone Wars is here!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,332 Throcks: 1,306.84 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,154 Times in 269 Posts	Re: Compassionate thender Nice one ox! __________________

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mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,333 Throcks: 4,476.63 Thanks: 4,454 Thanked 1,669 Times in 417 Posts	Re: Compassionate thender That's the heartless bastard 'ender is!! __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-15-2006	#6
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,222 Throcks: 3,532.52 Thanks: 4,011 Thanked 4,174 Times in 1,118 Posts	Re: Compassionate thender Yes I am...... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-15-2006	#7
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,333 Throcks: 4,476.63 Thanks: 4,454 Thanked 1,669 Times in 417 Posts	Re: Compassionate thender That's why your part of the gang!! __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-15-2006	#8
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,222 Throcks: 3,532.52 Thanks: 4,011 Thanked 4,174 Times in 1,118 Posts	Re: Compassionate thender Gee, and all this time I thought it was my good looks..... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-15-2006	#9
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,065 Throcks: 256.14 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Compassionate thender That poor old lady. She just wanted to get some..... __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

05-15-2006	#10
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,333 Throcks: 4,476.63 Thanks: 4,454 Thanked 1,669 Times in 417 Posts	Re: Compassionate thender She just couldn't talk, or move. __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-15-2006	#11
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,222 Throcks: 3,532.52 Thanks: 4,011 Thanked 4,174 Times in 1,118 Posts	Re: Compassionate thender She got some......water. __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-15-2006	#13
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,222 Throcks: 3,532.52 Thanks: 4,011 Thanked 4,174 Times in 1,118 Posts	Re: Compassionate thender ^Ha ha.... quit it. you're killing me.... no, seriously..... ow, my sides..... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-15-2006	#14
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 240.91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Compassionate thender You did say you liked it rough...of course, you said it to mike, so I don't really know where I fit in __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

05-15-2006	#15
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,222 Throcks: 3,532.52 Thanks: 4,011 Thanked 4,174 Times in 1,118 Posts	Re: Compassionate thender I take it any way I can get it..... From who ever wants to give it to me.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-15-2006	#16
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 240.91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Compassionate thender Why do I have this sudden image of a goat? __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

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05-15-2006	#17
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,222 Throcks: 3,532.52 Thanks: 4,011 Thanked 4,174 Times in 1,118 Posts	Re: Compassionate thender No goats. I don't have a pair of rubber boots anymore.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-15-2006	#18
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,126 Throcks: 336.89 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Compassionate thender Always thinking of others you are thender! __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

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Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,222 Throcks: 3,532.52 Thanks: 4,011 Thanked 4,174 Times in 1,118 Posts	Re: Compassionate thender Yes I am! And you are? __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-15-2006	#20
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,547 Throcks: 1,207.62 Thanks: 30 Thanked 735 Times in 156 Posts	Re: Compassionate thender Good one, 'ox __________________ "He's gonna take you back to the past..... and play these shi**y games that suck ass."

05-17-2006	#21
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,263 Throcks: 2.77 Thanks: 283 Thanked 266 Times in 52 Posts	Re: Compassionate thender __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.