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One evening jpa comes home to his apartment very roughed up. When his wife sees him she asks, "What happened to you?"
"I got into a fight with the apartment manager."
"Whatever for?"
"He said he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!"
The woman replied, "I bet it's that snooty Mrs. Gellar on the third floor."
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dammit you werent suppose to tell anyone
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You didn't pay me enough to keep it quiet....
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you weren't worth it
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Yes I am, you're just cheap....
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Nice.
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Yes I am, you're just cheap....
why do you gotta keep giving away my secrets
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That was hardly a secret, tightass....
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