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**Thender** · 05-15-2006

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from the previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him.
The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen.
The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves.
Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great, I'll take the Macaroni and cheese with broccoli."
Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves.
He returns the following week, but this time the owner see's him coming and runs to the kitchen.
He tells his wife, "Chubby rub this fork around your vagina before I take it to the blind man." Chubby complies and hands her husband the fork back. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.
"Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "Hey I didn't know that Chubby worked here?"

TNT_Tony · 05-15-2006

Gross.....but oddly funny.

josh · 05-17-2006

**Thender** · 05-17-2006

Chubby · 05-17-2006

I have taken a few days to ponder a response to my joke. I have to say it's gross, however it is funny.....

**Thender** · 05-17-2006

Gross......

**mike** · 05-17-2006

Well,we realize it isn't in your household. But for us "normal" people, we do think there is something just a tad odd about it.

**Thender** · 05-17-2006

Who the hell are you calling normal?!!!! I know you're not talking about yourself!

**mike** · 05-17-2006

um, yeah,no,yeah, don't confuse me asshole!!!

**Thender** · 05-17-2006

Asshole? You kiss your frog with that mouth?

**mike** · 05-17-2006

Actually I do, and thank you for asking.

**Thender** · 05-17-2006

That explains the warts.....

**mike** · 05-17-2006

Maybe that bad rash too

Chubby · 05-17-2006

How did a joke about me go to a thread discussing mikes warts he got from kissing his frog?????

I's never about me... It's always about Mike, Mike, Mike! When's it going to be about me?????

**mike** · 05-17-2006

Sorry Chub, we'll start talking about your warts.

**Thender** · 05-17-2006

Well chubby.... Is that your rash on mike? Hmmmmmm?

Chubby · 05-17-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by mike

Sorry Chub, we'll start talking about your warts.

Thanks Mike. But I don't have any warts.

**Thender** · 05-17-2006

^I thought you said you had puppies?

Chubby · 05-17-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by thender

Well chubby.... Is that your rash on mike? Hmmmmmm?

Actually, I got this rash from Mike...

http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/breastrash.asp

**Thender** · 05-17-2006

Oh my gawd.....

I'm not kissing mike any more.....

**mike** · 05-17-2006

Hey I'm a giving type of guy!

Chubby · 05-17-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by mike

Hey I'm a giving type of guy!

Sorry Mike! Someone sent that to me and I just had to use it.

**mike** · 05-17-2006

No problem,its funny and nasty both. I like it.

**Thender** · 05-17-2006

Nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty..................

Chubby · 05-17-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by thender

Nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty..................

It'll be awhile before you get that image out of your mind. My suggestion is to drink heavily until you are numb from the image......

05-15-2006	#1
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,030.53 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,312 Times in 1,397 Posts	And one for chubby... A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from the previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great, I'll take the Macaroni and cheese with broccoli." Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves. He returns the following week, but this time the owner see's him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Chubby rub this fork around your vagina before I take it to the blind man." Chubby complies and hands her husband the fork back. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. "Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you." The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "Hey I didn't know that Chubby worked here?" __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-15-2006	#2
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,584 Throcks: 1,311.18 Thanks: 32 Thanked 900 Times in 187 Posts	Re: And one for chubby... Gross.....but oddly funny. __________________ "He's gonna take you back to the past..... and play these shi**y games that suck ass."

05-17-2006	#3
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,285 Throcks: 0.59 Thanks: 620 Thanked 365 Times in 74 Posts	Re: And one for chubby... __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

05-17-2006	#4
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,030.53 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,312 Times in 1,397 Posts	Re: And one for chubby... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-17-2006	#5
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,065 Throcks: 267.97 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: And one for chubby... I have taken a few days to ponder a response to my joke. I have to say it's gross, however it is funny..... __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

05-17-2006	#7
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,464 Throcks: 4,880.97 Thanks: 5,331 Thanked 2,226 Times in 547 Posts	Re: And one for chubby... Well,we realize it isn't in your household. But for us "normal" people, we do think there is something just a tad odd about it. __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-17-2006	#8
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,030.53 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,312 Times in 1,397 Posts	Re: And one for chubby... Who the hell are you calling normal?!!!! I know you're not talking about yourself! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-17-2006	#9
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,464 Throcks: 4,880.97 Thanks: 5,331 Thanked 2,226 Times in 547 Posts	Re: And one for chubby... um, yeah,no,yeah, don't confuse me asshole!!! __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-17-2006	#10
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,030.53 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,312 Times in 1,397 Posts	Re: And one for chubby... Asshole? You kiss your frog with that mouth? __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-17-2006	#11
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,464 Throcks: 4,880.97 Thanks: 5,331 Thanked 2,226 Times in 547 Posts	Re: And one for chubby... Actually I do, and thank you for asking. __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-17-2006	#12
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,030.53 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,312 Times in 1,397 Posts	Re: And one for chubby... That explains the warts..... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-17-2006	#13
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,464 Throcks: 4,880.97 Thanks: 5,331 Thanked 2,226 Times in 547 Posts	Re: And one for chubby... Maybe that bad rash too __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-17-2006	#14
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,065 Throcks: 267.97 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: And one for chubby... How did a joke about me go to a thread discussing mikes warts he got from kissing his frog????? I's never about me... It's always about Mike, Mike, Mike! When's it going to be about me????? __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

05-17-2006	#15
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,464 Throcks: 4,880.97 Thanks: 5,331 Thanked 2,226 Times in 547 Posts	Re: And one for chubby... Sorry Chub, we'll start talking about your warts. __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-17-2006	#16
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,030.53 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,312 Times in 1,397 Posts	Re: And one for chubby... Well chubby.... Is that your rash on mike? Hmmmmmm? __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-17-2006	#18
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,030.53 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,312 Times in 1,397 Posts	Re: And one for chubby... ^I thought you said you had puppies? __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-17-2006	#20
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,030.53 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,312 Times in 1,397 Posts	Re: And one for chubby... Oh my gawd..... I'm not kissing mike any more..... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-17-2006	#21
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,464 Throcks: 4,880.97 Thanks: 5,331 Thanked 2,226 Times in 547 Posts	Re: And one for chubby... Hey I'm a giving type of guy! __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-17-2006	#23
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,464 Throcks: 4,880.97 Thanks: 5,331 Thanked 2,226 Times in 547 Posts	Re: And one for chubby... No problem,its funny and nasty both. I like it. __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-17-2006	#24
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,030.53 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,312 Times in 1,397 Posts	Re: And one for chubby... Nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty.................. __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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