05-16-2006
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| Little Johnny's Good Time Little Johnny hears the word whorehouse in school and asks his father what it means. His father is quite shocked, and replies, "Well, uh, you go there to, uh, have a good time." Johnny starts screaming and hollering that he wants to go there, too, but his father insists that he's too young. Saturday night rolls around. Johnny's dad and a few of his friends head out to Mable's ("Liquor In The Front, Poker In The Rear! -- Our Customers Come First!) for a "good time." Naturally, Little Johnny tags along secretly. After his dad and his dad's friends have been safely inside for some time, Little Johnny knocks on the door. The madame opens the door. "Yes?" she asks. "I'm here to have a good time!" The madame is a little puzzled, but, being a kind-hearted soul, invites Little Johnny inside. She gives him three donuts and then bids him goodbye. When he gets home, his dad is frantic. (Dad obviously had come and gone at Mabel's.) "Where have you been?" "I went to a WHOREHOUSE!" Johnny proudly boasted! Johnny's dad blanched. "Uhh, you did? Umm, how was it?" "Well, I managed the first two without any problem, but I just licked the third one!" 
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05-16-2006
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| Happy All Hallow's Eve!    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Little Johnny's Good Time Nice one, C!
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| Re: Little Johnny's Good Time  I only made it through the first two too....And my tounge was tired after the third.....
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05-17-2006
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!  Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re: Little Johnny's Good Time Good one, Chubby.
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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 | Re: Little Johnny's Good Time nice work chubby. 
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05-17-2006
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| Re: Little Johnny's Good Time nice he licked it
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