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Old 05-16-2006   #1
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Mayonnaise

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured
in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment
scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port
of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.



This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered
to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The
ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.



The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise,and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course,





as Sinko de Mayo.


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Never heard that one before.... AAA+++ For you Chubby
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*chuckles*

I'll never look at Miracle Whip the same way again...
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^You haven't looked at miracle whip the same way since Friday night at mikes house.....
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^You haven't looked at miracle whip the same way since Friday night at mikes house.....

...well, when you run out of KY, you have to make do....
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Yeah, but, the mayo was the after-product.....
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Not bad, Chubby.
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Re: Mayonnaise

Ha, that was very tangy and zesty like Miracle Whip, but not as heavy as Mayo. Maybe if they had Miracle Whip instead of Mayo on board...it wouldn't have sunk.
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