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Chubby · 05-17-2006

JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.

LITTLE MISS MUFFET sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you idiot!"

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

**Thender** · 05-17-2006

**mike** · 05-17-2006

Nice ones.

**Thender** · 05-17-2006

You mean the rymes.. Don't ya mike?

**mike** · 05-17-2006

uhhh,yeah....

**ob1** · 05-17-2006

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider, and sat down beside her
And said "hey, what's in the bowl, bitch!" Ooohhh!

**mike** · 05-17-2006

always a classic ob1.

**Thender** · 05-17-2006

Classic Andrew Dice Clay....

**ob1** · 05-17-2006

Yep, I love the dice man!

msquared · 05-17-2006

nice

teachergirl · 05-17-2006

I wonder if Lynnie could use those for her poetry unit at school?

**Thender** · 05-17-2006

Not unless the school includes a block of classes on whips and chains and their many uses....

teachergirl · 05-17-2006

Well...........

When I taught Human Growth and Development..........

**Thender** · 05-17-2006

I had to take that "mandatory" class in the 7th grade..... '83-'84.... We didn't learn about that stuff...... But we learned a hell of alot about drugs and their many uses...

In fact, the teachers "teaching aid", which was a bi-fold portfolio, that had samples of all the different drugs, back then was stolen..... I always wondered why somebody would want to steal that...

I still think the teachers ripped into it in the teachers lounge and tried covering it up......

TNT_Tony · 05-18-2006

Not bad, Chubby.

josh · 05-18-2006

hmmmmm....

05-17-2006	#1
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,148 Throcks: 472.76 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Nursery Rhymes JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. LITTLE MISS MUFFET sat on a tuffet, Her clothes all tattered and torn. It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his horn. SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the Pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you idiot!" HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. And when the boys came out to play, He kissed them too 'cause he was gay. __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

05-17-2006	#2
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,939 Throcks: 8,094.52 Thanks: 17,480 Thanked 20,531 Times in 5,061 Posts	Re: Nursery Rhymes __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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mike Dried Pug Jerky !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Omaha, NE Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,658 Throcks: 2,569.35 Thanks: 19,300 Thanked 11,393 Times in 2,644 Posts	Re: Nursery Rhymes Nice ones. __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

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Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,939 Throcks: 8,094.52 Thanks: 17,480 Thanked 20,531 Times in 5,061 Posts	Re: Nursery Rhymes You mean the rymes.. Don't ya mike? __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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mike Dried Pug Jerky !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Omaha, NE Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,658 Throcks: 2,569.35 Thanks: 19,300 Thanked 11,393 Times in 2,644 Posts	Re: Nursery Rhymes uhhh,yeah.... __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

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ob1 kenobi Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 7,301 Throcks: 3,151.56 Thanks: 1,421 Thanked 3,683 Times in 715 Posts	Re: Nursery Rhymes Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet Eating her curds and whey Along came a spider, and sat down beside her And said "hey, what's in the bowl, bitch!" Ooohhh! __________________

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mike Dried Pug Jerky !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Omaha, NE Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,658 Throcks: 2,569.35 Thanks: 19,300 Thanked 11,393 Times in 2,644 Posts	Re: Nursery Rhymes always a classic ob1. __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

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Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,939 Throcks: 8,094.52 Thanks: 17,480 Thanked 20,531 Times in 5,061 Posts	Re: Nursery Rhymes Classic Andrew Dice Clay.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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ob1 kenobi Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 7,301 Throcks: 3,151.56 Thanks: 1,421 Thanked 3,683 Times in 715 Posts	Re: Nursery Rhymes Yep, I love the dice man! __________________

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teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 440.14 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Nursery Rhymes I wonder if Lynnie could use those for her poetry unit at school? __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

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Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,939 Throcks: 8,094.52 Thanks: 17,480 Thanked 20,531 Times in 5,061 Posts	Re: Nursery Rhymes Not unless the school includes a block of classes on whips and chains and their many uses.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 440.14 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Nursery Rhymes Well........... When I taught Human Growth and Development.......... __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

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Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,939 Throcks: 8,094.52 Thanks: 17,480 Thanked 20,531 Times in 5,061 Posts	Re: Nursery Rhymes I had to take that "mandatory" class in the 7th grade..... '83-'84.... We didn't learn about that stuff...... But we learned a hell of alot about drugs and their many uses... In fact, the teachers "teaching aid", which was a bi-fold portfolio, that had samples of all the different drugs, back then was stolen..... I always wondered why somebody would want to steal that... I still think the teachers ripped into it in the teachers lounge and tried covering it up...... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-18-2006	#15
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 7,227 Throcks: 3,195.98 Thanks: 195 Thanked 4,387 Times in 861 Posts	Re: Nursery Rhymes Not bad, Chubby. __________________

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