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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| Cookies and Cats 1... Look in cookbook for cookie recipe. 2... Get cup of coffee. 3... Get cat off of cookbook. 4... Find that special recipe. 5... Get cat's nose out of coffee mug. 6... Go to fridge and get eggs. 7... Get dry ingredients from cupboard. 8... Break eggs in small bowl. 9... Sift dry ingredients into a large bowl. 10.. Answer the phone. 11.. Cat ate eggs; get more from fridge. 12. Get cat out of flour bowl and dust cat off. 13.. Get Band-Aids for scratches on hands. 14.. Throw flour out and get more. 15.. Preheat oven for cookies. 16.. Glare at cat with desire to bake cat now. 17.. Watch cat run for cover into bathroom. 18.. Flour the counter to roll out cookie dough. 19.. Run to bathroom to investigate loud crashing sound. 20.. Cat has toilet paper all over floor and your personal bathroom things have been knocked over on top of the counter. 21.. Yell at cat. Cat falls in toilet bowl. 22.. Take cat out of toilet to dry cat off. 23.. Get bandages to cover more scratches on arms and legs. 24.. Clean up bathroom. 25.. Run to kitchen to see what cat is doing now. 26.. Get cat off floured counter in kitchen. 27.. Try to pick cat hairs out of flour. 28.. Step on cat's tail and get bitten in ankle. 29.. Get coat, car keys, cat, and drive to store to buy cookies. 30.. Squeeze cat through partially open window into a stranger's car at the store parking lot. 31.. Eat most of the cookies on the way home.
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Cookies and Cats Personal expierence?..... 
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Cookies and Cats And that is why cat's are nothing but road kill
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| Jedi SlaveBoy  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Cookies and Cats well, that's one irritating pussy!
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| Re: Cookies and Cats And it's a bald pussy after being squeezed through that window....
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!  Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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 | Re: Cookies and Cats I'm a dog kind of girl, but am stuck with cats...that picture was just wrong.
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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| Re: Cookies and Cats MMMMMMMMMMMMM,furry pussy!!!
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| Re: Cookies and Cats MMMMMMMMM, Dead, flat, furry pussy!!!!
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