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Old 05-19-2006   #26
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The hell he didn't! He sold all his kids to starkist and advertised the fact.....The sick bastard.....
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He was just trying to pay the rent dammit!!!!!
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you gotta do what you gotta do.
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Then he shouldv'e just turned whore, dammit!
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Where you think the kids came from????
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your momma....
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That may be true,but after dealing with your funky ass, she now needs a specialist. By the way, you still haven't paid her,dammit.
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Sorry, I haven't gone to the store and picked up the dog-biscuits for her yet....
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well you need to start re-prioritizing your things
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I have my priorities straight dammit! I got the vodka and the cigerettes right here... Your mom is not a top priority... She's a backup plan....
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See, all she does and that's how you treat her!!
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On another note..... Is she unoccupied tonight? My toilet needs scrubbed...
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why,is your mouth in it?
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Re: The Soldier and the Nun

It was last night...
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