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josh · 05-18-2006

A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.
>Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later."
> >
The nun agreed. Just a moment later two Military Police came
>running along and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here??"
> >
The nun replied, "He went that way."
> >
After the MP's disa ppeare d, the soldier crawled out from under her
skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq."
> >
The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."
> >
The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent,
but you have a great pair of legs!"
> >
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have
seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."

**Thender** · 05-18-2006

**mike** · 05-18-2006

Gotta do what you gotta do.

**Thender** · 05-18-2006

Of course, you know, I would have to shoot the nuts off of both of them......

Nough said....

jpa · 05-18-2006

TNT_Tony · 05-19-2006

Funny stuff.

josh · 05-19-2006

hmmmm.......

**mike** · 05-19-2006

What josh. Trying to figure out if the nun was your mom or dad?

**Thender** · 05-19-2006

Ouch! You're so mean mike.........

**mike** · 05-19-2006

Hey I'm not called a Bastard for nothing.

**Thender** · 05-19-2006

And that's the Gods honest truth, folks!

josh · 05-19-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by mike

What josh. Trying to figure out if the nun was your mom or dad?

it was neither. it was an uncle who shall remain nameless.....

**mike** · 05-19-2006

Dammit, it's always the frickin uncle.

**Thender** · 05-19-2006

And his name is charlie... Everybody has an uncle Charlie....

josh · 05-19-2006

charlie is a shithead.

**Thender** · 05-19-2006

Don't hold back josh... Tell us how you really feel....

**mike** · 05-19-2006

Nobody trusted Charlie anyways. He was kind of fishy.

**Thender** · 05-19-2006

.......mike.

**mike** · 05-19-2006

Hey nobody said where I could take the thread!

**Thender** · 05-19-2006

I'll tell ya where to put this thread, though......

josh · 05-19-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by mike

Nobody trusted Charlie anyways. He was kind of fishy.

nice.

**Thender** · 05-19-2006

uh-huhhhhh

**mike** · 05-19-2006

Your just upset because your not of the Aquatic loving type.

**Thender** · 05-19-2006

Oh, I love fish.... no doubt about that...... But charlie crosses the line.....

**mike** · 05-19-2006

But he never hurt nobody!

05-18-2006	#1
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,578 Throcks: 185.40 Thanks: 733 Thanked 415 Times in 82 Posts	The Soldier and the Nun A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. >Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later." > > The nun agreed. Just a moment later two Military Police came >running along and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here??" > > The nun replied, "He went that way." > > After the MP's disa ppeare d, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq." > > The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear." > > The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs!" > > The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either." __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

05-18-2006	#2
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,417 Throcks: 4,424.96 Thanks: 5,213 Thanked 5,850 Times in 1,539 Posts	Re: The Soldier and the Nun __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-18-2006	#3
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,628 Throcks: 5,160.46 Thanks: 5,879 Thanked 2,508 Times in 612 Posts	Re: The Soldier and the Nun Gotta do what you gotta do. __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-18-2006	#4
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,417 Throcks: 4,424.96 Thanks: 5,213 Thanked 5,850 Times in 1,539 Posts	Re: The Soldier and the Nun Of course, you know, I would have to shoot the nuts off of both of them...... Nough said.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-18-2006	#5
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05-19-2006	#6
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josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,578 Throcks: 185.40 Thanks: 733 Thanked 415 Times in 82 Posts	Re: The Soldier and the Nun hmmmm....... __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

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mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,628 Throcks: 5,160.46 Thanks: 5,879 Thanked 2,508 Times in 612 Posts	Re: The Soldier and the Nun What josh. Trying to figure out if the nun was your mom or dad? __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-19-2006	#9
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,417 Throcks: 4,424.96 Thanks: 5,213 Thanked 5,850 Times in 1,539 Posts	Re: The Soldier and the Nun Ouch! You're so mean mike......... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-19-2006	#10
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,628 Throcks: 5,160.46 Thanks: 5,879 Thanked 2,508 Times in 612 Posts	Re: The Soldier and the Nun Hey I'm not called a Bastard for nothing. __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-19-2006	#11
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,417 Throcks: 4,424.96 Thanks: 5,213 Thanked 5,850 Times in 1,539 Posts	Re: The Soldier and the Nun And that's the Gods honest truth, folks! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-19-2006	#13
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,628 Throcks: 5,160.46 Thanks: 5,879 Thanked 2,508 Times in 612 Posts	Re: The Soldier and the Nun Dammit, it's always the frickin uncle. __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-19-2006	#14
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,417 Throcks: 4,424.96 Thanks: 5,213 Thanked 5,850 Times in 1,539 Posts	Re: The Soldier and the Nun And his name is charlie... Everybody has an uncle Charlie.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-19-2006	#15
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,578 Throcks: 185.40 Thanks: 733 Thanked 415 Times in 82 Posts	Re: The Soldier and the Nun charlie is a shithead. __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

05-19-2006	#16
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,417 Throcks: 4,424.96 Thanks: 5,213 Thanked 5,850 Times in 1,539 Posts	Re: The Soldier and the Nun Don't hold back josh... Tell us how you really feel.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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05-19-2006	#17
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,628 Throcks: 5,160.46 Thanks: 5,879 Thanked 2,508 Times in 612 Posts	Re: The Soldier and the Nun Nobody trusted Charlie anyways. He was kind of fishy. __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-19-2006	#18
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,417 Throcks: 4,424.96 Thanks: 5,213 Thanked 5,850 Times in 1,539 Posts	Re: The Soldier and the Nun .......mike. __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-19-2006	#19
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,628 Throcks: 5,160.46 Thanks: 5,879 Thanked 2,508 Times in 612 Posts	Re: The Soldier and the Nun Hey nobody said where I could take the thread! __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-19-2006	#20
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,417 Throcks: 4,424.96 Thanks: 5,213 Thanked 5,850 Times in 1,539 Posts	Re: The Soldier and the Nun I'll tell ya where to put this thread, though...... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-19-2006	#22
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,417 Throcks: 4,424.96 Thanks: 5,213 Thanked 5,850 Times in 1,539 Posts	Re: The Soldier and the Nun uh-huhhhhh __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-19-2006	#23
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,628 Throcks: 5,160.46 Thanks: 5,879 Thanked 2,508 Times in 612 Posts	Re: The Soldier and the Nun Your just upset because your not of the Aquatic loving type. __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-19-2006	#24
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,417 Throcks: 4,424.96 Thanks: 5,213 Thanked 5,850 Times in 1,539 Posts	Re: The Soldier and the Nun Oh, I love fish.... no doubt about that...... But charlie crosses the line..... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-19-2006	#25
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,628 Throcks: 5,160.46 Thanks: 5,879 Thanked 2,508 Times in 612 Posts	Re: The Soldier and the Nun But he never hurt nobody! __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd