05-18-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.     Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Voodoo dick A guy was going on a buisiness trip and he didn't want his girl friend to have sex with another guy while he was gone, so the guy went to a porn shop and said to the clerk, "I need something to keep my girlfriend from having sex with another guy!" So the clerk reaches under the counter and brings out a box and said, "This is a Voodoo Dick. Here is an example of how it works," and the clerk said, "Voodoo Dick, the door!" and the dick went and fucked the door. Then the clerk told him to get it back into the box say 'voodoo dick your box.'" So the guy presents it to his girlfriend and shows her how to use it but didn't tell her how to make it stop. The next morning before she went to work she said, "Voodoo Dick, my pussy!" and it was the best sex she ever had, but she didn't know how to make it stop. So she went to the Doctors office with the voodoo dick still gyrating away in her, and eventually got in to see the gynaecologist. She said, "I have a Voodoo Dick in my pussy and there's no way I can get it out!" The Doctor looks at her suspiciously and says, "Voodoo Dick, my ass!"
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05-18-2006
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| TnTU's Officia "JETTHEAD"   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 46
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| Re: Voodoo dick  that was a good one... |
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05-18-2006
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| Re: Voodoo dick Watch your ass, Al! 
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05-19-2006
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!  Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re: Voodoo dick That was funny.
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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