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| TnTU Pre-school  Join Date: Jan 2006
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| Night at the Movies Taking TnT's advise Craig, Jeremy, and myself decide to go check out Brokeback Mountain. All of us low on cash we decide to sneak in. Upon leaving the theater we are stopped by the manager. The manager tells us that she he knows that we snuck in and will call the police unless all three of are dicks equal 12 inches. So i whipped out mine 6 inches on the dot, Jeremy whips out his 5 and a half on the dot. Now its all up to Craig and he whips out his half inch exactly. Feeling happy that we arent going to jail we start talking to each other me saying first "Man you guys are lucky I had 6 inches." To which Jeremy replies, "You guys are lucky i had my 5 and a half." Craig blurts out, "You guys are lucky I had a hard-on." I know its a old one but still funny.  |
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05-19-2006
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!    Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re: Night at the Movies Not bad.
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Jedi SlaveBoy  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Night at the Movies *chuckles*
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| Tonight we are doin' it wookiestyle baby!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 34
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| Re: Night at the Movies that was a great start to my day!! THANKS 
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