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| No really, my heart bleeds for him..... A middle aged businessman goes to see his physician. "Doctor, I've got this problem," the man says. "My secretary, she loves to give blow jobs. Every morning when I get to work I get a blow job. She gives me a quick one before I leave for lunch. And before I leave work at the end of the day she really works me over." "So what seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked. "Well, you see, my wife is a nymphomaniac," the man continued. "I service her every morning when we get up. I go home for a quick half hour every day at lunch and then we have a marathon session each night before we go to sleep." "I still don't know what your problem is," said the doctor. "You see Doc, every time I masturbate I get these dizzy spells."
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| Re: No really, my heart bleeds for him..... And his problem is what exactly? 
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| Re: No really, my heart bleeds for him..... I know! I want to kick his stupid fricken ass right now!!!!! What a shameless idiot!
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| Re: No really, my heart bleeds for him..... my thoughts exactly
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| Re: No really, my heart bleeds for him..... You have thoughts!!!! I didn't know Marines could do that.......
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| Re: No really, my heart bleeds for him.....  , im out now, they gave them back
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| Re: No really, my heart bleeds for him..... No, no, no............The Marines don't give your brain back until you turn 65.... What you have is a loner..... 
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| Re: No really, my heart bleeds for him.....  oh, that must be it
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| Re: No really, my heart bleeds for him..... Marines = my little buddies...... I love them little bullet catchers....
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| Re: No really, my heart bleeds for him..... we try our best cuz frankly someones got to actually go in fight when called upon
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| Re: No really, my heart bleeds for him..... And the Army has to be called in to finish the job..... You're point is..... It's all OK...... We're all commrades in arms! This drink is on me!........... 
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| Re: No really, my heart bleeds for him..... someone has to be the cleanup crew when everything else is done... 
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| Re: No really, my heart bleeds for him..... And someone has to come in and save the Marines ass.... Go Army! The clean up crew is the Air Force..... Think about it..... The Marines do the first initial push. The Army comes in and finishes the job.... And the Air Force comes in, cleans up the mess, and builds an air strip...........
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| Re: No really, my heart bleeds for him..... actually there about the same in saving each other ass, as far as the rest that is true....but you forgot about the navy who gives our asses rides and then start bombing from a safe distance
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| Re: No really, my heart bleeds for him..... The Navy only gives rides to the Marines..... Lucky bastards..... The Army has to find their own ride in.............. Hence why the Army jumps from perfectly good aircraft flown by the Army Air Corps..... Of course.... I married an Airborne soldier...... And she won't let me forget it!
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| Re: No really, my heart bleeds for him..... Quote:
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| Re: No really, my heart bleeds for him..... That's cause somebody finally wised up!
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| Re: No really, my heart bleeds for him..... Somebody finally realized you can do a helluva lot more damage quicker from the air.
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| Re: No really, my heart bleeds for him..... Shock And awe dude....
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| Re: No really, my heart bleeds for him..... Amen to that. 
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