05-19-2006
| #1 |
| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.     Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
Posts: 20,282
Throcks: 3,629.40 Thanks: 4,159
Thanked 4,387 Times in 1,178 Posts
| Sample Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample." The old man says, "What?" So the doctor says it again. Once again the old man says, "what?" So the doctor yells it, "I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!" With that the old woman turns to the old man and says, "He needs a pair of your underwear!"
__________________  Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009  Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.  |
|  |
|
05-19-2006
| #2 |
| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
Posts: 13,352
Throcks: 4,502.90 Thanks: 4,626
Thanked 1,749 Times in 436 Posts
| Re: Sample You started out good,but your dropping bud.
__________________  "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd |
| |
|
05-19-2006
| #3 |
| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
Posts: 20,282
Throcks: 3,629.40 Thanks: 4,159
Thanked 4,387 Times in 1,178 Posts
| Re: Sample Matches my mood....
__________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. |
|
| |
|
05-19-2006
| #4 |
| Jedi SlaveBoy  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
Posts: 6,345
Throcks: 1,365.63 Thanks: 1,356
Thanked 1,215 Times in 282 Posts
| Re: Sample I liked it...
__________________  |
|
| |
|
05-19-2006
| #5 |
| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
Posts: 20,282
Throcks: 3,629.40 Thanks: 4,159
Thanked 4,387 Times in 1,178 Posts
| Re: Sample I thought it was good....A nice clean and wholesome joke that the whole family could laugh at.... But nooooooo, mike had to go and crush my glory like the wasted dreams of my career, marriage, and life in general..... Thanks a lot mike! I hope your happy with yourself.... I'll never be the fun loving and caring individual that I once was......  What the f*ck..... I'll get over it..... 
__________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. Last edited by Thender; 05-19-2006 at 07:38 PM. |
|
| |
|
05-19-2006
| #6 | |
| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
Posts: 1,065
Throcks: 256.63 Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
| Re: Sample Quote:
 Mike's just upset because it hit close to home.
__________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!  | |
|
| |
|
05-19-2006
| #7 |
| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
Posts: 20,282
Throcks: 3,629.40 Thanks: 4,159
Thanked 4,387 Times in 1,178 Posts
| Re: Sample YES!!!!!!  One for chubby! 
__________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. |
|
| |
| Sponsored Links |
 |
| Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Linear Mode
