05-19-2006
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| So I was bored.... Mike goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure. Then, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it. Mike farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there." Mike thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down. This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."
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05-20-2006
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| Re: So I was bored.... Oh! Poor Mike..... 
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05-20-2006
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: So I was bored.... That damn cooking of yours 'ender. Gives me gas every time. 
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05-20-2006
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| Re: So I was bored.... Sorry...... The only thing I know how to cook is refried beans..... But you keep eating it dammit!
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05-20-2006
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| Re: So I was bored.... I never said they tasted THAT bad. 
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05-20-2006
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| Re: So I was bored.... See! I cook and I slave and this is the thanks I get! No more special sauce for you!
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05-20-2006
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| Re: So I was bored.... Maybe them beans won't be as salty 
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05-20-2006
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| Love me! LOVE AND PAY ATTENTION TO ME!  Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In a constant state of glowing, self-satisfaction. Age: 38
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| Re: So I was bored.... If you like the Jack Sauce, you like the Jack Sauce. Me? I don't like the Jack Sauce.
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05-20-2006
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| Re: So I was bored.... Sucks for you then cause that's all there is here......
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05-20-2006
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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05-20-2006
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| Re: So I was bored.... Nope. not this weekend..... 
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05-20-2006
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05-20-2006
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| Re: So I was bored.... You got that right.... 
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