05-21-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.     Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Sorry... I just had too....... A guy walks into a bar, orders a scotch and soda and puts a frog on the bar. The bartender, named Thender, gives him the drink and asks what the frog's for? The guy snaps his fingers and the frog jumps down and blows the man. Thender is amazed, and asks to see that again. So the guy a second time snaps his fingers, the frog jumps down, blows the man, and hops back on the bar. Thender is astounded, he offers the guy $3000 for the frog. The man of course accepts, and gives the frog to Thender. Thender, after his shift, goes home. he's sitting in his kitchen, calls his wife over, says he has something to show her. His wife walks in, Thender takes the frog out of his pocket, puts it on the table, snaps his fingers, the frog jumps down, blows Thender and hops back on the kitchen table. The wife asks, "why the hell are you showing me this?" Thender says, "cause you're going to teach him how to cook and then you're gonna get the fuck outta here."
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05-21-2006
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| Jedi SlaveBoy  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Sorry... I just had too....... *chuckles* ...a Blow-Frog...
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05-22-2006
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!   Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re: Sorry... I just had too....... 
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05-22-2006
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Sorry... I just had too....... yup
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05-22-2006
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28
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| Re: Sorry... I just had too....... keep your hopes up T, maybe one day
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05-22-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Sorry... I just had too....... Yep.... Maybe one day I'll find that special lil' froggy..... Like mike did.
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05-22-2006
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| Re: Sorry... I just had too....... calm down now. Found a couple of froggies,but the right one? Who knows
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05-22-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Sorry... I just had too....... Well if they're not the right froggies, then send them my way......
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