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**Thender** · 05-21-2006

Thender walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. So Thender sits down next to her and pulls a small box from his pocket. He opens it and there's a frog inside.
The blonde says, "He's cute, but does he do tricks?"
Thender says, "Yea, he licks pussy."
So after talking with her for several minutes, he convinces her to come with him to his apartment.
They get there and she takes all of her clothes off, gets into the bed and spreads her legs. Thender sets the frog right between her legs and it just sits there not moving at all.
The blond says, "Well? what's up?"
The frog still does not move.
So Thender leans over to the frog and says, "All right, I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

**ob1** · 05-21-2006

....

You have one busy frog!

**Thender** · 05-21-2006

Nothing wrong with being froggy.....

Chubby · 05-21-2006

Does Mike know your using his frog to pick chicks up at the bar???

**Thender** · 05-21-2006

Shhhhhhhh!!!!! Don't tell mike! I stole it the other night when he was in the kitchen.........

Chubby · 05-21-2006

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Originally Posted by thender

Shhhhhhhh!!!!! Don't tell mike! I stole it the other night when he was in the kitchen.........

He's been probably looking for ever since....

**Thender** · 05-21-2006

Fu*k mike and his frog.... Wait a minute.... I all ready did........

Chubby · 05-21-2006

Good thing he has an endless supply of tadpoles....

**Thender** · 05-21-2006

I wouldn't know......... I don't screw tadpoles........

Chubby · 05-21-2006

Yummy.... Frog legs.....

**Thender** · 05-21-2006

Oh, well, That's a different story..... I would, and have, eaten frog legs until I was silly........... Yummy!!!!! And they don't taste like chicken...... They taste like frog legs........ Yummmmmmmmm

Chubby · 05-21-2006

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Originally Posted by thender

Oh, well, That's a different story..... I would, and have, eaten frog legs until I was silly........... Yummy!!!!! And they don't taste like chicken...... They taste like frog legs........ Yummmmmmmmm

And tadpoles are just the light version of frog legs.

**Thender** · 05-21-2006

Tadpoles have less meat............. Like eating Chineese food..... Always leaving you feeling hungry..........

Chubby · 05-21-2006

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Originally Posted by thender

Tadpoles have less meat............. Like eating Chineese food..... Always leaving you feeling hungry..........

05-21-2006	#1
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,421 Throcks: 3,882.03 Thanks: 4,529 Thanked 4,962 Times in 1,317 Posts	Sorry... I just had too. two......... Thender walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. So Thender sits down next to her and pulls a small box from his pocket. He opens it and there's a frog inside. The blonde says, "He's cute, but does he do tricks?" Thender says, "Yea, he licks pussy." So after talking with her for several minutes, he convinces her to come with him to his apartment. They get there and she takes all of her clothes off, gets into the bed and spreads her legs. Thender sets the frog right between her legs and it just sits there not moving at all. The blond says, "Well? what's up?" The frog still does not move. So Thender leans over to the frog and says, "All right, I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!" __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-21-2006	#2
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,372 Throcks: 1,448.09 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,371 Times in 309 Posts	Re: Sorry... I just had too. two......... .... You have one busy frog! __________________ "Hey, great..."

05-21-2006	#3
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,421 Throcks: 3,882.03 Thanks: 4,529 Thanked 4,962 Times in 1,317 Posts	Re: Sorry... I just had too. two......... Nothing wrong with being froggy..... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-21-2006	#4
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,065 Throcks: 267.46 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sorry... I just had too. two......... Does Mike know your using his frog to pick chicks up at the bar??? __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

05-21-2006	#5
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,421 Throcks: 3,882.03 Thanks: 4,529 Thanked 4,962 Times in 1,317 Posts	Re: Sorry... I just had too. two......... Shhhhhhhh!!!!! Don't tell mike! I stole it the other night when he was in the kitchen......... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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