05-23-2006
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| Ponderables 1) My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't! 2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. 3) I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me! 4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 6) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. 7) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 8) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 9) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 10) Quoting one is plagiarism; Quoting many is research. 11) I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. 12) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 13) NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, coughing, why-oh- why-is-the-room spinning medicine. 14) The trouble with life is there's no background music. 15) God must love stupid people; he made so many. 16) The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 17) It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you. 18) I took an IQ test and the results were negative. 19) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. 20) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 21) To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer. 22) Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up.
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| If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31
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| The stickiest of the ickiest  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 26
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  | Re: Ponderables Quote:
And yes, these 2 points do go hand in hand.
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Ponderables I agree Naz..... What am I working for?
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| Re: Ponderables I'm working to support my????? To support my???? What am I working for??? I should just quit, stay home and surf the net all day.......
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| Re: Ponderables Nah, become a teacher...then you can get paid to surf the net...on your plan times...while you try to eat your lunch, grade papers, call parents, schedule higher education classes, organize your calendar... Sorry, what were we talking about again?
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| Fear me, if you dare!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33
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| Re: Ponderables 19) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. This is actually my motto, am thinking of having it tattooed on my butt...it will probably fit. 
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__________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night. | |
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| Re: Ponderables Im sure you could get it all on one cheek
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!  Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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05-26-2006
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| Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33
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| Re: Ponderables Me too Naz, but just when my kids are working on something. I do actually teach them sometimes. Not much, but sometimes.
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