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| who in charge Colonoscopy: All the organs of the body were having a meeting,trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the blood , Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." Because I process food and give "I should be in charge," said the stomach," all of you energy." "because I carry the body wherever"I should be in charge," said the legs, it needs to go." "Because I allow the body to see"I should be in charge," said the eyes, where it goes." "Because I'm responsible for "I should be in charge," said the rectum, waste removal." he shut down tight.All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss. The Moral of the story? The asshole is usually in charge !!
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05-24-2006
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| Re: who in charge Another oldie but a cutie..... 
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05-24-2006
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| Re: who in charge it was just for you....and thought you had to be in bed
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05-24-2006
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| Re: who in charge I was..... Alarm went off!!! Carried my tired butt outa bed, poured me a coke, came down here, and turned on the computer, and realized it was fricken 12:30 am!!!!!! I'm going to fricken bed now.......... after I figure out my fricken alarm clock!!!! I'm not a happy person at this time of fricken morning..........
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05-24-2006
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!   Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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