05-25-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.     Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Yo mama.... Yo Mamma is so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application. Yo Mamma is so ugly, I can f*ck her in any position and its still doggy style. Yo Mamma is so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back." Yo Mamma is so ugly, if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it. Yo Mamma is so ugly, it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym. Yo Mamma is so ugly, if she were a scarecrow, the corn would run away. Yo Mamma is so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck. Yo Mamma is so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the monkeys said "Damn, how'd you get out so fast." Yo Mamma is so ugly, I have to watch your sister undress just to calm down. Yo Mamma is so ugly, her shadow ran away from her.
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05-26-2006
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28
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| Re: Yo mama.... why you talking about your mom that way
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05-26-2006
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!   Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re: Yo mama.... Wilmer Valderrama wants you on his show!
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05-26-2006
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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05-26-2006
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| Tonight we are doin' it wookiestyle baby!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 34
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| Re: Yo mama.... yo momma is so hairy that she has afros on her nipples. yo momma is so fat that she got the value menu tattoed on her back you momma is so fat the she tried to give blood and they ended up with a ag of gravy your mom is so dumb that she moved your family into a treehouse because your dad got promoted to branch manager your moms teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people slow down and proceed with caution. you mom has had sex with so many people that even Wilt Chaimberlain said no your momma is so fat that when she gets liposuction that doctor charges for overtime
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05-26-2006
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| Fear me, if you dare!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33
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| Re: Yo mama.... The only one I can ever remember. Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she has Don King in a headlock.
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05-26-2006
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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| Re: Yo mama.... yo mamma is so fat she plays pool with the planets. yo mamma is so fat she sat on a dollar and made change. yo mamma is so stupid she saw a sign that said wet floor and she pissed herself.
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05-26-2006
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| Tonight we are doin' it wookiestyle baby! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 34
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| Re: Yo mama.... your moms breath smells so bad that when she gives lapdances at the clubs guys stick doublemint chewing gum in her gstring
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05-27-2006
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05-27-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Yo mama.... No shit! Really? What was your first fricken clue?  I am one bored Bastard, mama......
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