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 | The Italian Girl A young Italian girl was going on a date. Her nonna said: "Sita here-a ana letame tella you about those-a young-a boys. He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna likea dat, but don'ta let him do dat. He's agonna try ana kiss you breasts, you are agonna likea dat too, but don'ta let him do dat. But most important, he's agonna try ana lay on topa you, you are agonna likea dat, but don'ta let him Do dat. Doing thata willa disgrace-a the family " With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date. The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted: "Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family!" Nonna fainted
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| Re: The Italian Girl Hey, she followed nanna's rules. 
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| Re: The Italian Girl so she could disgrace your family any time right mike. 
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| Re: The Italian Girl I got NO problem with that!!!
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| Re: The Italian Girl Works for me 
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| Re: The Italian Girl Not bad, Josh.
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| Re: The Italian Girl that was funny good one
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