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| 2ox the zoo custodian.... A small redneck Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very "in the mood", and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed 2ox, a part-time redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. 2ox, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution. 2ox was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500? 2ox showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, 2ox announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions. "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her. Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this." The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition. "Well," said 2ox, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500."
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| Re: 2ox the zoo custodian.... Sounds all true except 'ox would have to swap spit with the gorilla. 
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| Re: 2ox the zoo custodian.... Ewwww.....Sucking on gorilla lips...... 
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| Re: 2ox the zoo custodian.... Quote:
no different than swapping spit with you
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| Re: 2ox the zoo custodian.... Aw, c'mon the gorilla has gotta be better! 
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 | Re: 2ox the zoo custodian.... Quote:
with a less hairy back. 
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| Re: 2ox the zoo custodian.... *chuckles*
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| Re: 2ox the zoo custodian.... Quote:
very funny pancake boy...........if it bothers you that much I'll let you shave my back the next time you're giving me a reach-a-round... you're lobbying really hard to get me to help you move.....
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| Re: 2ox the zoo custodian.... Quote:
Damn! The price has gone up!!!!
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| Re: 2ox the zoo custodian.... Quote:
don't be mad you know i like to shave your back. btw the move should be on the 24th of june. there will be beer and food.
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