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**Thender** · 05-27-2006

A man had just moved from his big apartment in NYC, to a big farm way out in the country side of Nebraska. Just days after he moved, he realized he was out of chicken feed, so he went down to the nearest store (a good 2-hour drive away).
"Can you get me some chicken feed?" the man asked.
"Yup, but ya can't have none unless you can prove to me you actually gots chickens. Don't want no one eatin' it or nothin' an' gettin' sick." the clerk responded.
He argued with her a bit, but finally gave in and took a two hour drive back and forth once again, this time with the chicken. "Here's my chicken. Now get me the chicken feed." He got his feed and drove home.
The next day he ran out of dog food. Once again, he drove down to the store, foolishly not thinking about bringing his dog. It was the same case. He had to present his dog to the stubborn clerk. He went back home and retrieved his dog, and got his dog food.
The next day, he went down to the store again, this time with a shoe box with a lid on it that had a hole in the top. He walked into the store and said to the clerk "Put your finger in this, take it out, and smell it."
"That smells like... shit!" she said with a look of surprise on her face.
"Yup. Can you get me some toilet paper."

**mike** · 05-27-2006

Not a bad one there.

**Thender** · 05-27-2006

So it's not that good either? Hmmm.... I'll keep looking.

jpa · 05-28-2006

you get what you asked for

TNT_Tony · 05-28-2006

Right...

**mike** · 05-28-2006

uh-huh

**Thender** · 05-28-2006

Sure...

josh · 05-28-2006

**Thender** · 05-28-2006

Uh-huh...

**ob1** · 05-28-2006

Right.....

**Thender** · 05-28-2006

You betcha....

KUfan_Donnie · 05-30-2006

Thanks for the chuckle, 'ender

05-27-2006	#1
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,031.66 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,323 Times in 1,401 Posts	A New Yorker moves to Nebraska.... A man had just moved from his big apartment in NYC, to a big farm way out in the country side of Nebraska. Just days after he moved, he realized he was out of chicken feed, so he went down to the nearest store (a good 2-hour drive away). "Can you get me some chicken feed?" the man asked. "Yup, but ya can't have none unless you can prove to me you actually gots chickens. Don't want no one eatin' it or nothin' an' gettin' sick." the clerk responded. He argued with her a bit, but finally gave in and took a two hour drive back and forth once again, this time with the chicken. "Here's my chicken. Now get me the chicken feed." He got his feed and drove home. The next day he ran out of dog food. Once again, he drove down to the store, foolishly not thinking about bringing his dog. It was the same case. He had to present his dog to the stubborn clerk. He went back home and retrieved his dog, and got his dog food. The next day, he went down to the store again, this time with a shoe box with a lid on it that had a hole in the top. He walked into the store and said to the clerk "Put your finger in this, take it out, and smell it." "That smells like... shit!" she said with a look of surprise on her face. "Yup. Can you get me some toilet paper." __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-27-2006	#2
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,467 Throcks: 4,886.64 Thanks: 5,351 Thanked 2,232 Times in 549 Posts	Re: A New Yorker moves to Nebraska.... Not a bad one there. __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-27-2006	#3
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,031.66 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,323 Times in 1,401 Posts	Re: A New Yorker moves to Nebraska.... So it's not that good either? Hmmm.... I'll keep looking. __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-28-2006	#4
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,441 Throcks: 828.61 Thanks: 31 Thanked 1,384 Times in 299 Posts	Re: A New Yorker moves to Nebraska.... you get what you asked for __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

05-28-2006	#5
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,584 Throcks: 1,312.11 Thanks: 32 Thanked 909 Times in 192 Posts	Re: A New Yorker moves to Nebraska.... Right... __________________ "He's gonna take you back to the past..... and play these shi**y games that suck ass."

05-28-2006	#8
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05-28-2006	#10
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,380 Throcks: 1,477.71 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,429 Times in 317 Posts	Re: A New Yorker moves to Nebraska.... Right..... __________________ "Hey, great..."

05-30-2006	#12
KUfan_Donnie Recovering Gambling Addict Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,488 Throcks: 262.35 Thanks: 31 Thanked 34 Times in 8 Posts	Re: A New Yorker moves to Nebraska.... Thanks for the chuckle, 'ender __________________ Beer is your friend

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