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Old 05-30-2006   #1
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An Alabama couple had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed".



The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make that decision; why after nine children, would they choose to do this.


The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in North America was Mexican, and they didn't want a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
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Right.......
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Holy cow...oddly amusing though
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Re: One in Ten

hmmmmmmmmm......
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