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**Thender** · 05-31-2006

10 Ways to Know If You Have PMS

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. (Your husband confirms this by being an inconsiderate a-hole when you come home.)

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette. (Your husband is adding Southern Comfort to his Coke.*Lots and lots of Southern Comfort*.)

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. (Your husband will not answer your question, "Do these jeans make my ass look big".)

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. (and doing the dishes without being asked...)

5. You are using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-EAT-SHIT.(Your husband taught you that hoping it would take your mind off of him and how much he is pissing you off.)

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. (But you wait until you get home to show your husband the new "Louisville Slugger" that you just happened to pick up while browsing the mall, because you were just comptemplating how he deserved a new present.)

7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male. (And he has a sick sense of humor.*Don't worry, your husband thinks he has a sick sense of humor too.*)

8. You're counting down the days until menopause. (Your husband is keeping a secret calaender and marking off the days until he can come out of hiding.)

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. (Your husband is
probably behind this! You know he heads a secret, underground group of husbands that organize these strategic mind games.....)

10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.(Your husband has stock in ibuprofen.)

**Thender** · 05-31-2006

The green parts are my additions..... I know, I know..... I'm going to pay for this......

Lynniebits · 06-01-2006

You know I don't have a husband to get mad at...can I get mad at you thender?

**mike** · 06-01-2006

Go ahead, everybody else is.

**Thender** · 06-01-2006

I play the part of whipping boy pretty good...

**mike** · 06-01-2006

Well,when you beg for it....

**Thender** · 06-01-2006

I have too, you're never in the mood....

2ox · 06-01-2006

one thing men get no credit for from women is the amount of insight a guy has who has lived with the same woman for so long.

every word of the above is true.

josh · 06-01-2006

truer words have never been spoken.

2ox · 06-01-2006

PmS: we must be on the same cycle thender.....

**Thender** · 06-01-2006

^

You got that right!

05-31-2006	#1
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,113 Throcks: 9,395.78 Thanks: 14,857 Thanked 17,115 Times in 4,235 Posts	I'd like to show this to my wife, but..... 10 Ways to Know If You Have PMS 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. (Your husband confirms this by being an inconsiderate a-hole when you come home.) 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette. (Your husband is adding Southern Comfort to his Coke.Lots and lots of Southern Comfort.) 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. (Your husband will not answer your question, "Do these jeans make my ass look big".) 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. (and doing the dishes without being asked...) 5. You are using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-EAT-SHIT.(Your husband taught you that hoping it would take your mind off of him and how much he is pissing you off.) 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. (But you wait until you get home to show your husband the new "Louisville Slugger" that you just happened to pick up while browsing the mall, because you were just comptemplating how he deserved a new present.) 7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male. (And he has a sick sense of humor.Don't worry, your husband thinks he has a sick sense of humor too.) 8. You're counting down the days until menopause. (Your husband is keeping a secret calaender and marking off the days until he can come out of hiding.) 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. (Your husband is probably behind this! You know he heads a secret, underground group of husbands that organize these strategic mind games.....) 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.(Your husband has stock in ibuprofen.) __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. Last edited by Thender; 05-31-2006 at 11:16 PM.

05-31-2006	#2
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,113 Throcks: 9,395.78 Thanks: 14,857 Thanked 17,115 Times in 4,235 Posts	Re: I'd like to show this to my wife, but..... The green parts are my additions..... I know, I know..... I'm going to pay for this...... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-01-2006	#3
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 507.87 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: I'd like to show this to my wife, but..... You know I don't have a husband to get mad at...can I get mad at you thender? __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

06-01-2006	#4
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,249 Throcks: 6,864.24 Thanks: 16,336 Thanked 9,641 Times in 2,233 Posts	Re: I'd like to show this to my wife, but..... Go ahead, everybody else is. __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

06-01-2006	#5
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,113 Throcks: 9,395.78 Thanks: 14,857 Thanked 17,115 Times in 4,235 Posts	Re: I'd like to show this to my wife, but..... I play the part of whipping boy pretty good... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-01-2006	#8
2ox it makes good good sense Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 45 Posts: 3,645 Throcks: 1,304.22 Thanks: 11 Thanked 611 Times in 128 Posts	Re: I'd like to show this to my wife, but..... one thing men get no credit for from women is the amount of insight a guy has who has lived with the same woman for so long. every word of the above is true. __________________ "I took a look inside your bedroom door...You looked so good lying on your bed...Well, I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love...You said you wanna rock 'n' roll instead"

06-01-2006	#9
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,694 Throcks: 359.86 Thanks: 2,956 Thanked 1,054 Times in 198 Posts	Re: I'd like to show this to my wife, but..... truer words have never been spoken. __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

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