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MMM · 06-03-2006

1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 5.5 inches long when erect

3) 80% of American men are circumsized.

4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time.

5) There is no correlation between penis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion."

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

+Some Stuff On Women+
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1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive". 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy".

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

4) 75% of women like giving/getting oral sex.

5) 95% of women trim or shave their privates.

+Both+
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1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women.

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

+5 Reasons Why Sex Is Good+
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1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who dont have sex.

4) Makes you look better - Sex releases hormones in your which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.

5) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to 10 years younger than you really are.

yo mama · 06-03-2006

wow

**Thender** · 06-03-2006

I'm fricken dying soon...... Unless I get sex.... Sex.... Sex... I need sex....... Oh wait.... Here's Mr. right hand..... I'll live!

**ob1** · 06-03-2006

Thanks 3M!

This points out that I am an extremely healthy male with a slightly above average throck size.

**Thender** · 06-03-2006

Right.............. You are going to hell for lying Ob1.........

**ob1** · 06-04-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by thender

Right.............. You are going to hell for lying Ob1.........

OK, OK....I'm 5.4 inches

....can't a man dream

jpa · 06-04-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by thender

I'm fricken dying soon...... Unless I get sex.... Sex.... Sex... I need sex....... Oh wait.... Here's Mr. right hand..... I'll live!

or was it lefty

**Thender** · 06-04-2006

There is a reason why my right arm is bigger than my left...

**mike** · 06-04-2006

what are you supposed to do if you go blind? 'ender just loves himself a little too much, and he needs help.

**Thender** · 06-04-2006

Don't worry, I can do it with my eyes closed...

**mike** · 06-04-2006

That's what 'ox said.

Jasmine · 06-04-2006

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

I don't know any woman with breast implants, even those that have had mastectomies. I think this figure is somewhat exagerated.

Lynniebits · 06-05-2006

My sister has them...I think I have said that before, but she does.

So evidently I am gonna be depressed, not healthy, and look old from having no sex.

06-03-2006	#1
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,350.96 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Sex 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5.5 inches long when erect 3) 80% of American men are circumsized. 4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time. 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some Stuff On Women+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive". 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy". 2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra. 3) 60% of women have had breast implants. 4) 75% of women like giving/getting oral sex. 5) 95% of women trim or shave their privates. +Both+ -------------------------------- 1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women. 2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage. 3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way. +5 Reasons Why Sex Is Good+ --------------------------------------------- 1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation. 2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to get sick. 3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who dont have sex. 4) Makes you look better - Sex releases hormones in your which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique. 5) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to 10 years younger than you really are.

06-03-2006	#2
yo mama TnTU College Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Earth Posts: 668 Throcks: 100.00 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex wow

06-03-2006	#3
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,113 Throcks: 9,395.88 Thanks: 14,857 Thanked 17,116 Times in 4,235 Posts	Re: Sex I'm fricken dying soon...... Unless I get sex.... Sex.... Sex... I need sex....... Oh wait.... Here's Mr. right hand..... I'll live! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-03-2006	#4
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 7,205 Throcks: 2,748.51 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 3,162 Times in 619 Posts	Re: Sex Thanks 3M! This points out that I am an extremely healthy male with a slightly above average throck size.

06-03-2006	#5
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,113 Throcks: 9,395.88 Thanks: 14,857 Thanked 17,116 Times in 4,235 Posts	Re: Sex Right.............. You are going to hell for lying Ob1......... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-04-2006	#8
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,113 Throcks: 9,395.88 Thanks: 14,857 Thanked 17,116 Times in 4,235 Posts	Re: Sex There is a reason why my right arm is bigger than my left... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-04-2006	#9
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,249 Throcks: 6,864.56 Thanks: 16,336 Thanked 9,644 Times in 2,235 Posts	Re: Sex what are you supposed to do if you go blind? 'ender just loves himself a little too much, and he needs help. __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

06-04-2006	#10
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,113 Throcks: 9,395.88 Thanks: 14,857 Thanked 17,116 Times in 4,235 Posts	Re: Sex Don't worry, I can do it with my eyes closed... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-04-2006	#11
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,249 Throcks: 6,864.56 Thanks: 16,336 Thanked 9,644 Times in 2,235 Posts	Re: Sex That's what 'ox said. __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

06-04-2006	#12
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 595 Throcks: 435.57 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex 3) 60% of women have had breast implants. I don't know any woman with breast implants, even those that have had mastectomies. I think this figure is somewhat exagerated.

06-05-2006	#13
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 507.87 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Sex My sister has them...I think I have said that before, but she does. So evidently I am gonna be depressed, not healthy, and look old from having no sex. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

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