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| Jesus and the Redneck Jesus and the Redneck -- An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes," so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him. The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said, "Give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "my treat." The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redeck on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, sweet thang. How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke?" He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress once more nodded, so the Redneck said "Give Jesus a cold glass of Coke, on my bill." As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door. Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Englishman felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door. Then Jesus walked towards th Redneck. The Redneck jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me... I'm drawin' disability." |
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| Re: Jesus and the Redneck I is a redneck, and I is offended by that there joke!!! I does not like Coke!!!
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| Re: Jesus and the Redneck either you are a redneck or you arent and I are one
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