06-10-2006
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| Tiger Woods in Newfoundland On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his new Ford Fusion into a gas station in a remote outport. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundlander manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "How's she cuttin' bye?" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are dose?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees" replies Tiger. "Well, what on earth are dey for?" inquires the attendant. "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger. "Lord Tunderin Jesus", says the Newfoundlander, "Ford tinks of everyting!"
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06-10-2006
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| Re: Tiger Woods in Newfoundland Yup.......... 
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| Re: Tiger Woods in Newfoundland Fords have to be good for something
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| BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Tiger Woods in Newfoundland Cant argue with a Ford!!  
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