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| A dog limps into a bar... A three-legged dog limps into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw" Last edited by Jasmine; 06-11-2006 at 09:38 AM. |
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| Re: A dog limps into a bar... ugh...*smacks forehead* |
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| Re: A dog limps into a bar... I know thender, I meant the joke was...nevermind. Man, why am I wasting time commenting on this? ...although I must say, I've already told this one to 2 people, for the intended "groan". It's kind of like: A jew walks into a bar with a frog on one shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that?". The frog replies, "In Brooklyn! They're everywhere! or the "Lost" joke: What did one snowman say to the other? "Mmm...smells like carrots." |
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