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Old 06-11-2006   #1
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A three-legged dog limps into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw"

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Re: A dog limps into a bar...

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It's a pun.
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Re: A dog limps into a bar...

A very old pun.....
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Re: A dog limps into a bar...

ugh...*smacks forehead*
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Re: A dog limps into a bar...

Yep...... That dog was pretty "ugly"...................
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Re: A dog limps into a bar...

That joke was a dog...
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Re: A dog limps into a bar...

That joke was about a three legged dog............
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*giggles* ...nice and punny!
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Re: A dog limps into a bar...

I know thender, I meant the joke was...nevermind. Man, why am I wasting time commenting on this?
...although I must say, I've already told this one to 2 people, for the intended "groan". It's kind of like:

A jew walks into a bar with a frog on one shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that?". The frog replies, "In Brooklyn! They're everywhere!

or the "Lost" joke:

What did one snowman say to the other?
"Mmm...smells like carrots."
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Re: A dog limps into a bar...

Boffo there A1.
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