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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| Jim & Edna Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking pas the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped into save him. She swam to the bottom, pulled Jim out and brought him to his room. When the hospital director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered that Edna be discharged from the hospital because she now considered Edna to be mentally stable. She went to Edna and said, "I have some good news and some bad news". The good news is that you're being discharged because you responded so rationally to a crisis. By jumping in the pool to save the life of another patient, you displayed sound mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patien you saved, hung himself in his bathroom with this bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I'm so sorry, but he's dead. Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I leave?"
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| Re: Jim & Edna a little old but still funny
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Jim & Edna I liked it! 
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