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Jasmine · 06-13-2006

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home. he wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in our bodies".

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. he arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
awakened the kids, set out their school clothers, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to draw out money to pay the power bill and telephone bill, drove to the power company and pay the bill, went grocery shopping, came home and put away the groceries.

He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. than it was already 1:00 and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust,and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. he run to the school to pick up the kids and got into a argument with them on the way home. He set out cookies and milk and got the kids organised to do their home work, then set up the ironing board and watched tv while he did the ironing. at 4:30PM he began peeling potatoes and washed greens for salads, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. after supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundy, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. at 9:00 PM he was exhausted and though his chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through with out complaint.

The next moring he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please.oh Please. let us trade back".

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied,"my son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were, you'll have to wait 9 months, though. you got pregnant last night"!!!

**Thender** · 06-13-2006

Yeah..........

jpa · 06-13-2006

wow........

**Thender** · 06-13-2006

Yeah..........

jpa · 06-13-2006

hmmmm....

**Thender** · 06-13-2006

Yup.........

jpa · 06-13-2006

uh-huh......

**Thender** · 06-13-2006

You bet...........

aarona1c · 06-13-2006

Right....

**Thender** · 06-13-2006

Sure........

aarona1c · 06-13-2006

Left....

**Thender** · 06-13-2006

*sigh*...............

jpa · 06-13-2006

"moan"...........

Jasmine · 06-14-2006

Uh huh...

josh · 06-14-2006

okey dokey.

**Thender** · 06-14-2006

Smacky wacky....

**ob1** · 06-14-2006

Aalllllllll-righty then!

06-13-2006	#1
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 587 Throcks: 265.69 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	The Husband A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home. he wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in our bodies". God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. he arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothers, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to draw out money to pay the power bill and telephone bill, drove to the power company and pay the bill, went grocery shopping, came home and put away the groceries. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. than it was already 1:00 and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust,and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. he run to the school to pick up the kids and got into a argument with them on the way home. He set out cookies and milk and got the kids organised to do their home work, then set up the ironing board and watched tv while he did the ironing. at 4:30PM he began peeling potatoes and washed greens for salads, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. after supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundy, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. at 9:00 PM he was exhausted and though his chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through with out complaint. The next moring he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please.oh Please. let us trade back". The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied,"my son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were, you'll have to wait 9 months, though. you got pregnant last night"!!!

06-13-2006	#2
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,222 Throcks: 3,532.54 Thanks: 4,011 Thanked 4,174 Times in 1,118 Posts	Re: The Husband Yeah.......... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-13-2006	#3
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,373 Throcks: 613.31 Thanks: 24 Thanked 1,073 Times in 231 Posts	Re: The Husband wow........ __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

06-13-2006	#4
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,222 Throcks: 3,532.54 Thanks: 4,011 Thanked 4,174 Times in 1,118 Posts	Re: The Husband Yeah.......... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-13-2006	#5
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,373 Throcks: 613.31 Thanks: 24 Thanked 1,073 Times in 231 Posts	Re: The Husband hmmmm.... __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

06-13-2006	#6
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,222 Throcks: 3,532.54 Thanks: 4,011 Thanked 4,174 Times in 1,118 Posts	Re: The Husband Yup......... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-13-2006	#7
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,373 Throcks: 613.31 Thanks: 24 Thanked 1,073 Times in 231 Posts	Re: The Husband uh-huh...... __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

06-13-2006	#8
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,222 Throcks: 3,532.54 Thanks: 4,011 Thanked 4,174 Times in 1,118 Posts	Re: The Husband You bet........... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-13-2006	#9
aarona1c Eduardo Rotundo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Papillion Posts: 38 Throcks: 220.17 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The Husband Right....

06-13-2006	#10
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,222 Throcks: 3,532.54 Thanks: 4,011 Thanked 4,174 Times in 1,118 Posts	Re: The Husband Sure........ __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-13-2006	#11
aarona1c Eduardo Rotundo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Papillion Posts: 38 Throcks: 220.17 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The Husband Left....

06-13-2006	#12
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,222 Throcks: 3,532.54 Thanks: 4,011 Thanked 4,174 Times in 1,118 Posts	Re: The Husband sigh............... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-13-2006	#13
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,373 Throcks: 613.31 Thanks: 24 Thanked 1,073 Times in 231 Posts	Re: The Husband "moan"........... __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

06-14-2006	#14
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 587 Throcks: 265.69 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The Husband Uh huh...

06-14-2006	#15
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,263 Throcks: 2.77 Thanks: 283 Thanked 266 Times in 52 Posts	Re: The Husband okey dokey. __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

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06-14-2006	#16
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,222 Throcks: 3,532.54 Thanks: 4,011 Thanked 4,174 Times in 1,118 Posts	Re: The Husband Smacky wacky.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-14-2006	#17
ob1 ...the Clone Wars is here!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,332 Throcks: 1,306.90 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,154 Times in 269 Posts	Re: The Husband Aalllllllll-righty then!