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A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help. "If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her. The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings."
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If I only had $17,200.................
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Well...if I had $1,000,000, I'd buy you some Art, like a Picasso or a Garfunkel.
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