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| Make Me Feel Like A Woman..... On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous, tall, built, with reddish-blond hair and hazel eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt ......one button at a time. .......No one moves. .......He removes his shirt. .....Muscles ripple across his chest ......he whispers: ...."Iron this." |
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.     Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Make Me Feel Like A Woman..... This joke is alot better with Rush Limbaugh and Janet Reno, in it.... 
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| Jedi SlaveBoy  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Make Me Feel Like A Woman..... LOL...that was fantastic!!! I about spit out my Fritos. |
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| Re: Make Me Feel Like A Woman..... nice one....
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| Re: Make Me Feel Like A Woman..... I feel like tyler when the voice switch guy calls in
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| Re: Make Me Feel Like A Woman..... Here I was waiting for some hot sex. And all I go was Iron this? 
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