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| On the bus... A lady about eight-months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the young man opposite her was grinning at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the grin turned into a smile, so she moved again. The man seemed even more amused, so she moved a third time. When, on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man, who was about 20-years old, what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said " Slogan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a sign that said "William's Big Stick did the Trick" and I could hardly contain myself. BUT your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident" I just lost it." Case Dismissed |
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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 | Re: On the bus... nice one jasmine. 
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| Re: On the bus... LMAO good one
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: On the bus... Good one. 
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| Re: On the bus... nice one.....
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