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| Kenny... A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died." Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey." The farmer asked, "What ya goanna do with him?" Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off." Farmer, " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead." A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00." Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?" Kenny, " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back." Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron. |
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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 | Re: Kenny... LOL funny. 
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| Eduardo Rotundo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Papillion
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| Re: Kenny... Wouldn't it be 998.00? Unless Kenny gave the guy back $102.00. I declare shenanegans! |
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Kenny... Someone here is anal............. On another note...... 
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| Re: Kenny... Making cash by selling some ass! |
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| Eduardo Rotundo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Papillion
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| Re: Kenny... Anal...ass...donkey...I just don't see the cooreletion. Now sheep, on the other hand. Sheep are just damn sexy. I'm rather sad at the moment though...see, I lost one of my velcro gloves. I've been going in circles over the whole thing. It's a baaa-d situation, but I think I wool get through it. |
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| Re: Kenny... Quote:
i think he is counting the original $100 he gave the farmer.
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