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SINGLE BLACK FEMALE... Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call and ask for "Daisy."


























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*chuckles*....well, if you are into doggy-style...
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*chuckles*....well, if you are into doggy-style...
Like mike was on Ob1........
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If she comes with a big jar of peanut butter, she'll sell.
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wow...I first heard this joke in the 90's.
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Re: Single Black Female...

Okay, not that it's a bad joke. Just a strange little flashback, that's all. It had me going the first time...and the first time I heard it, you had to click a button, which brought you to a website with a picture of a black lab.
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Okay, not that it's a bad joke. Just a strange little flashback, that's all. It had me going the first time...and the first time I heard it, you had to click a button, which brought you to a website with a picture of a black lab.

Were you looking for a lil' doggie?
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I don't mess wit dem bitches.
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