06-15-2006
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| Just another poster...   Join Date: May 2006
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| Heaven... An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She is chatting to St.Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams. "Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the holes bored on their shoulder blades for the wings." The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more bloodcurdling screams. "Oh my goodness," says the old lady, "now what is happening?" "Not to worry," says St.Peter, "they are just having their head drilled to fit the halo." "I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm off down to hell." "You can't go there," says St. Peter, "You'll be raped and sodomized." "Yes" says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that." |
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06-15-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.     Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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__________________  Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009  Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.  |
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| Jedi SlaveBoy  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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06-16-2006
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| TnTU College  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: papillion ne
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| Re: Heaven... lmao
__________________ BIG XII NORTH CHAMPIONS GO TIGERS!!! |
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06-16-2006
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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__________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!  |
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28
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__________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown |
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06-17-2006
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| 1KMI2GL  Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Butterfly Town
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 | Re: Heaven... Man, I'd love to tell my fiance, but I gotta save that one for right before church tomorrow. |
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