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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger.......

Whoosh....immediately he turned ninety!!!

Gotta love that fairy.............
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A guy catches a fairy and gets 3 wishes. 1: Make the fairy's boobs bigger, poof, they are. 2: Make her legs nice and long, poof, they are. 3: He asks for a little head: poof, his head is TINY. Moral: don't f**k with a good thing.
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