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| Investments If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Miller Lite (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. |
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| The Great MorNon    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Investments I am sure my fellow bored bastards would agree... |
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| Re: Investments I'm sure they will, Mr Best Avatar!!! |
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Investments A repeat joke, but still good.... I plan on investing tonight, very heavily... 
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| Eduardo Rotundo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Papillion
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| Re: Investments I'm restraining myself from turning this joke forum into an investment advice forum...must...resist...the...power...of....ROTH IRA.... |
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| Eduardo Rotundo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Papillion
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| Re: Investments "Anal is good" - my financial advisor. |
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Investments You must help us meet! 
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