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| Tampons A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?" He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers. Because it is Soooooo much cheaper. So, I figure that if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE! |
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| Re: Tampons har har har...*sigh* |
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| Re: Tampons Touchy, ain't we? See, I don't want to buzzkill your night by my comments. But c'mon, it's better than, "Yep". |
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| Re: Tampons I think this would be grounds for divorce. Good thing I'm not married.
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| Re: Tampons funny i like that one
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