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Jasmine · 06-15-2006

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is Bowling.

3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is Football.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is Baseball.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is Tennis.

6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is Golf.

Therefore, the higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls are.

jpa · 06-15-2006

i always thought there was a correlation

**ob1** · 06-15-2006

lol...another good one!

**Thender** · 06-15-2006

Okay... I'll buy that....

Chubby · 06-15-2006

Yes, but in NASCAR you gotta have two balls.

**Thender** · 06-15-2006

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Originally Posted by Chubby

Yes, but in NASCAR you gotta have two balls.

Same rules for pocket pool.... So what....

jpa · 06-15-2006

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Originally Posted by Chubby

Yes, but in NASCAR you gotta have two balls.

So your saying that Danicka(sp*) chick has balls

Chubby · 06-16-2006

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Originally Posted by jpa

So your saying that Danicka(sp*) chick has balls

Well, Danica does not drive NASCAR. She drives those INDY or IRL things. So she would not be included in my statement....

Jasmine · 06-16-2006

They all are Nascar. The Indy 500 is Nascar.

josh · 06-16-2006

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Originally Posted by Jasmine

They all are Nascar. The Indy 500 is Nascar.

um no.

josh · 06-16-2006

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Originally Posted by thender

Same rules for pocket pool.... So what....

not always. just ask lance armstrong.

Jasmine · 06-16-2006

'splain it to me...

Please???

josh · 06-16-2006

they are two different seeries. different cars. it's like saying the NFL and arena football are the same thing.

Jasmine · 06-16-2006

Are there others? It's like Formula One, etc.?

josh · 06-16-2006

there are many local series and the type of cars Danica drives are split into 2 different series themselves indycar and formula 1.

Jasmine · 06-16-2006

And what is Nascar?

**mike** · 06-16-2006

National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing, hence NASCAR

Jasmine · 06-16-2006

And is that Formula 1?

Jasmine · 06-16-2006

Or is that different from stock cars?

**mike** · 06-16-2006

Formula 1 and Indy cars are both what they call "open wheel" racecars. Yes very different than stock cars.

Jasmine · 06-16-2006

Ok! I don't really understand it but now I know Nascar is not everything!

**Thender** · 06-16-2006

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Originally Posted by josh

not always. just ask lance armstrong.

Ouch!

Chubby · 06-16-2006

Just an FYI. NASCAR does have a race each year at the same track as the INDY 500. However, in NASCAR we call it the Brickyard 400.

Two2mnyxs · 06-16-2006

NASCAR are full bodied cars based on the cars we drive on the street
Indy cars F-1 IRL cars are open wheel cars built for racing

**mike** · 06-16-2006

"There's nothing stock, about a stock car."

06-15-2006	#1
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 587 Throcks: 206.42 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Choice of sport 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is Bowling. 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is Football. 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is Baseball. 5. The sport of choice for middle management is Tennis. 6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is Golf. Therefore, the higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls are.

06-15-2006	#2
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,203 Throcks: 495.85 Thanks: 12 Thanked 262 Times in 61 Posts	Re: Choice of sport i always thought there was a correlation __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

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ob1 Rock on!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,201 Throcks: 782.67 Thanks: 1,321 Thanked 505 Times in 138 Posts	Re: Choice of sport lol...another good one!

06-15-2006	#4
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,533 Throcks: 2,231.93 Thanks: 1,554 Thanked 1,461 Times in 429 Posts	Re: Choice of sport Okay... I'll buy that.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,065 Throcks: 206.39 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Choice of sport Yes, but in NASCAR you gotta have two balls. __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

06-16-2006	#9
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 587 Throcks: 206.42 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Choice of sport They all are Nascar. The Indy 500 is Nascar.

06-16-2006	#12
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 587 Throcks: 206.42 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Choice of sport 'splain it to me... Please???

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josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,223 Throcks: 14.11 Thanks: 38 Thanked 49 Times in 12 Posts	Re: Choice of sport they are two different seeries. different cars. it's like saying the NFL and arena football are the same thing. __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

06-16-2006	#14
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 587 Throcks: 206.42 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Choice of sport Are there others? It's like Formula One, etc.?

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josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,223 Throcks: 14.11 Thanks: 38 Thanked 49 Times in 12 Posts	Re: Choice of sport there are many local series and the type of cars Danica drives are split into 2 different series themselves indycar and formula 1. __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

06-16-2006	#16
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 587 Throcks: 206.42 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Choice of sport And what is Nascar?

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mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,058 Throcks: 1,257.21 Thanks: 1,702 Thanked 473 Times in 142 Posts	Re: Choice of sport National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing, hence NASCAR __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

06-16-2006	#18
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 587 Throcks: 206.42 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Choice of sport And is that Formula 1?

06-16-2006	#19
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 587 Throcks: 206.42 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Choice of sport Or is that different from stock cars?

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mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,058 Throcks: 1,257.21 Thanks: 1,702 Thanked 473 Times in 142 Posts	Re: Choice of sport Formula 1 and Indy cars are both what they call "open wheel" racecars. Yes very different than stock cars. __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

06-16-2006	#21
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 587 Throcks: 206.42 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Choice of sport Ok! I don't really understand it but now I know Nascar is not everything!

06-16-2006	#23
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,065 Throcks: 206.39 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Choice of sport Just an FYI. NASCAR does have a race each year at the same track as the INDY 500. However, in NASCAR we call it the Brickyard 400. __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

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06-16-2006	#25
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,058 Throcks: 1,257.21 Thanks: 1,702 Thanked 473 Times in 142 Posts	Re: Choice of sport "There's nothing stock, about a stock car." __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

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