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| Enjoy In Moderation     Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35
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| Typical.. A man was observing his wife, turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have (for her b/day). I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,... everything there was. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,M&M's What a fabulous adventure! Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked; "Well Dear, what was it like being six again" ?? Her eyes slowly opened and her _expression suddenly changed. I meant my Dress Size, you dumbass!!! The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong. |
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Typical.. Quote:
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Typical.. See? That is why you just be straight up with us. It's not that hard.
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| TnTU Guru Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Typical.. From my experience with woman's dress sizes, ladies seem to refer to a specific size by saying "I'm a six" or "I'm a size 8", etc. Ladies: we men are literal, simple creatures... However, if you feel the need to bitch, try this: Tell Us Why Men Suck |
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Typical.. Nice Ob1.... I might have to think about that befor I fill it out......
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