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Old 06-16-2006   #1
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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big
bad wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My, what big eyes you have, Mr.Wolf."

The wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and
this time he is crouched behind a bush.

"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."

Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf
again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.

"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."

With that the wolf jumps up and screams,"Will you knock it off, I'm
trying to poop!"
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People always want to bother you when your on the pooper.
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... that was great! Thanks
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Re: Wolf

I was not expecting that.
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Poop.............
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always gotta be someone bugging ya
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Re: Wolf

I can just see him taking the dump, then using that hood for TP.
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